Thursday, December 21, 2017

Ironies In India

Most of these lines came from multiple whats up messages and from other sites. Along with bringing smile to our face, these lines have the incredible capasity to make us think as well.

1. Politicians divide us, terrorists unite us.
2. Everyone is in hurry, but no one reaches in time.

3. Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing Mary Kom (movie), than Mary Kom earned in her entire career.

4. Most people who fight over Gita And Quran, have probably never read any of them. True for those who pledge on Communist Manifesto and Das Capital as well.

5. We rather spend more on our daughter's wedding than on her education.

6. The shoes that we wear are sold in air conditioned show rooms; the vegitables that we eat are sold on footpaths.

7. We live in a country where seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than feeling safe.

8. In IAS exam, a person writes a brilliant essay explaning how dowry is a social evil and cracks the exam by impressing everyone. One year later, same person demands dowry in crores, because he is an IAS officer.

9. Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof gorilla glass; but never bother wearing a helmet while riding bikes. (In Bangalore it is mandatory for pillion rider to wear a helmet. They often buy helment for 150 rupees which is more or less like a cap)

10. Try to understand people before trusting them because we are living in such a world, where artificial lemon flavor is used for welcome drink and real lemon is used in finger bowl.

11. Its ok to piss in public but not ok to kiss in public. In many places social brigades will jump in even if couples simply sit on part benches. 

12. Indian parents what their kids to stand out in crowd but dont want them to do something different from the crowd.

13. India ranks high in the list of billionaiers; at the same time India also ranks high in number of extreme poor.

14. Qualifications are required to get a government job, but no for running the country.

15. Toilets existed more than 4000 years back during Indus civilization but now people are defecting in the open. 

16. Spending money for building huge statues are ok, but funding for mission to Moon and Mars invites criticism.

17. People stop vehilce when black cat cross the road but not when the traffic light turns Red. Many simply accelerates when yellow lights turns red.

18. Men bow their heads before goddess Laxmi, Parvati etc, but many don't hesitate to molest or rape underage kids and old ladies.

19. Woman are criticised for delivering girl child but it is the male chromosome which determines the sex of a baby.

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